Tom DeLay's webpage has a transcript of a speech he gave to College Republicans which is just plain bizarre.
Title: Fear and Loathing in the Mother Ship
Good afternoon, or, as John Kerry might say: “Bonjour!”
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So in the interests of clarity, I have a simple message to pass along: the national Democrat party seems to have lost its marbles.
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While everyone else got the memo that big-government, blame-America-first liberalism died with disco, the Howard Dean Democrats still want to party like it's 1979!
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To try to gauge just how out of touch the Democrat leadership is on the war on terror, just close your eyes and try to imagine Ted Kennedy landing that Navy jet on the deck of that aircraft carrier.
I don't know about you, I certainly don't want to see Teddy Kennedy in a Navy flight suit anytime soon.
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They're just trying to change the subject, because on the issue of Iraq, they have nothing of substance to offer: only fear, and loathing, and a motley crew of presidential contenders.
They've gone off the deep end.
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It makes you wonder if at their next presidential debate, the Democrats are all going to show up wearing aluminum-foil helmets to protect their brain waves from the mother ship!